Upholding my unspoken obligation to keep this blogger-blog moderately up-to-date.
No, that's a lie. I don't really care about upholding anything.
Mostly I'm just a little buzzed and want to write something so I can feel moderately cool until I sober up.
Have you ever entered a distinct set of mind and feel the need to make some tangible expression of it? Like a disturbed beacon flashing. I find myself throwing up little flags like that all the time. In a "wow, this was hilariously paranoid" type of way.
I asked myself, why DO I habitually throw up these reminders of my substance-induced alter-egos?
...I think it's to make sure I stay insane!
I thought about this today: I have been a(n):
1) Mistress
2) Experiment
3) Monogamous Lover
4) Poly-amorous Partner
5) Rebound
6) Heartbreaker
7) "EX" (note the quotes)
Stop saying "correlation". I AM AWARE ALREADY.
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